how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
my friend told me to get a job collecting garbage, but i was like
"bin there, done that"
got a racist response while applying to colleges in the uk, and the social justice in me just couldn’t not respond.
All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
talents: making myself seem cool over the internet
tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant
man this has been the worst life of my life
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
what about 1982
Pete makes himself at home in Melbourne
i don’t understand
me: it’s a long story
person: i have time!
"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows