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Selfie because 3 days of my spring break have passed and I still have yet to do anything

Selfie because 3 days of my spring break have passed and I still have yet to do anything

weloveshortvideos:

When you realize it’s the weekend

meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

officialnorthamerica:

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

that is one attractive family hot damn 

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

(Source: sinclairsolutions)

brolinbutts:

spoken-not-written:

i just forgot how to spell lightbulb so i put lightbob

image

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

tea-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm:

who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

kevinless:

for Lent, I’m giving up